Excerpts from the book.. TONe DEaF and COLoUR BLiND Or Anecdotal Evidence of a Lucky Career in Art and Music               By Geoffrey Stapleton       Contents 1. Could Luck 'Run Out' 2. Something Really Spectacular 3. Size Matters 4. Lose the "This is Australia" part 5. "Crying in the Chapel" is an Elvis song 6. The Shocking Truth    7. Big in Brazil      8. Pope's Law   9. Halfway 'Round the World    10. If  It Wasn't For You… 11. Only Cold Water Left 12. Wow, It's Just so Amaaazing…  13. The Bigger They Are    14. Yes , Prime Minister                       15. Ringo! C'mon man, move it! 16. You Don't Tune Basses!     17. You "Stop"  18. 'Nomadsland' Is One Word 19. A Terrible Secret 20. The Disappearing Invisible Men       21. If You Can't Go!    22. The White Suit 23. The Feet of God          24. Doing the "Lumbago"              25. Seankil      26. Speaking Australian 27. Brahmin and Ibis